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Luxury Hotel
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The Beverly Wilshire โ€” Lobby Restrooms
๐Ÿ“ 9500 Wilshire Blvd, Beverly Hills
๐Ÿช„ Attendant On Duty ๐ŸŒธ Fresh Flowers ๐Ÿงด Aesop Amenities ๐Ÿ”‡ Sound Masking
"I went in to use the bathroom and stayed for the ambiance. The towels alone are worth the trip down Wilshire."
Throne Score: 98/100
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Luxury Hotel
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The Peninsula Beverly Hills โ€” Main Lobby
๐Ÿ“ 9882 S Santa Monica Blvd, Beverly Hills
๐ŸŒบ Orchid Arrangements ๐Ÿบ Marble Fixtures ๐ŸŽถ Ambient Music
"The kind of bathroom that makes you wonder if you're allowed to be in here. You are. Go in."
Throne Score: 96/100
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Shopping
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Neiman Marcus Beverly Hills โ€” 4th Floor
๐Ÿ“ 9700 Wilshire Blvd, Beverly Hills
๐Ÿช‘ Sitting Room ๐Ÿ’„ Vanity Stations โœจ Spotless
"The sitting room alone deserves five stars. This is not a shopping center bathroom โ€” this is a destination."
Throne Score: 94/100
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Museum
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The Getty Center โ€” Tram Level Restrooms
๐Ÿ“ 1200 Getty Center Dr, Los Angeles
๐Ÿ›๏ธ Architectural Beauty ๐ŸŒŠ Travertine Walls ๐ŸชŸ Natural Light
"The architecture extends into the bathrooms. Richard Meier designed a bathroom I think about more than most art I've seen."
Throne Score: 93/100
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Fine Dining
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Mastro's Steakhouse Beverly Hills
๐Ÿ“ 246 N Canon Dr, Beverly Hills
๐Ÿ–ค Dark & Moody ๐Ÿชž Backlit Mirrors ๐Ÿ‘” Always Stocked
"The bathroom matches the energy of the restaurant: dark, luxurious, and a little too nice for how much you've had to drink."
Throne Score: 91/100
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Members Club
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Soho House West Hollywood โ€” Rooftop
๐Ÿ“ 9200 W Sunset Blvd, West Hollywood
๐ŸŒฟ Vintage Decor ๐ŸŠ Pool Adjacent ๐Ÿ’ˆ Byredo Soap
"Membership is $3,000/year. At least 40% of the value is in the bathrooms."
Throne Score: 89/100
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Ambiance
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Paper Quality
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Soap quality, lotions, mints, attendants, and unexplained luxuries.
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